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9 things Homer Simpson would say about sunglasses

Posted by Administrator on 11/26/2014

9 things Homer Simpson would say about sunglasses


  • My eyes, the Goggles do nothing.
  • Look, just give me some sunglasses, or I’ll mop the floor with ya!
  • All of our Founding fathers, astronauts and World Series Heros…. have been either drunk or wearing sunglasses.
  • I don’t wanna look like a weirdo, I’ll just go with sunglasses.
  • There’s something about wearing sunglasses at night that’s so unwholesome.
  • You don’t win friends with sunglasses.
  • Bart, Jesus did not have sunglasses .
  • I can’t even say the word “sunglasses” without giggling like a schoolgirl.
  • This sucks! I have three kids and no sunglasses!

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