9 things Homer Simpson would say about sunglasses
- My eyes, the Goggles do nothing.
- Look, just give me some sunglasses, or I’ll mop the floor with ya!
- All of our Founding fathers, astronauts and World Series Heros…. have been either drunk or wearing sunglasses.
- I don’t wanna look like a weirdo, I’ll just go with sunglasses.
- There’s something about wearing sunglasses at night that’s so unwholesome.
- You don’t win friends with sunglasses.
- Bart, Jesus did not have sunglasses .
- I can’t even say the word “sunglasses” without giggling like a schoolgirl.
- This sucks! I have three kids and no sunglasses!